James is a Defenseman.  When he is not sliding on concrete, he is producing HIT the DEK.  He shares Gary’s affinity for Star Trek and knows approximately everything about the Dukes of Hazzard and Spider-Man.  If you need to understand how ratings work, James is your guy.  Really, if you need concrete information of any kind, he is the looker-upper of things.

The American Rhino.  Gary has been doing things with microphones and assorted other audio equipment since a very young age.  (Like, normal sound stuff.  Nothing weird.)  He enjoys standing in front of projectiles.  Can be counted on for non-sequiturs about  video games, wrestling and Star Trek.  Gary is the guy who does the recording and editing and stuff.